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Hey Kittenpants-ers!
Who rocks the party that rocks the party? That's right. Kittenpants do. And this month we're rocking extra hard. First, some announcements:
1. Check out this month's QUIZ for the opportunity to win big prizes and impress me with your knowledge and skills.
2. This month's logo-cum-hero, 'Butter Boy', was willfully stolen from thecomedylab.com's
'crapola' section. Please move your mouse in their direction, as payback, and because it's swell. Name-the-Newsletter Winner
Color me ironic: Sally Brock is the winner of the Name-the-Newsletter contest, and apparently, god loves winners! Here's the list she sent in.
Sally's Entries for the Newsletter Name:
- In About 3 Seconds I'm Gonna Punch You in the Fucking Nose, E.F.
- If You Read This You Will Pee Your Pants
- Thelma and Louise IV: The Resurrection
- God Loves Winners
- God Loves Kittenpants
- Kittenpants Killed My Mom
- Chris Weber
- Chris Weber Loves Kittenpants
- Chris Weber Loves Winners
- Chris Weber Loves Wieners Too
- Pig is the Champion of All Meats
- Tie That One Over Behind Your Shoulder
- Smoking Makes You Smarter
- You Better Eat That Fucking Lettuce
- I Wish I Had a Rock Band
- Champion of Eye Eating
- Laugh Like Snively
- My Cat Looks Gay
- I Have to Pee
- I Hate Sean Small
- I Hate Mods
- I Hate the SS
- I Love Kittens
Sally won a matching set of Jesus action figures, both "white Jesus" and "African-American Jesus" for her efforts. Nice.
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