Q: Did you just make up that question, or is that truly 'frequently asked.'
A: No, I made it up. No one ever asks me that.

Q: Who will you interview next? Any other "celebrities?"
A: Well, in this issue, it's Gary Gygax (inventor of Dungeons and Dragons). Next up is Eddie Deezen (actor, nerd). I'm hoping to contact Clint Howard's people, and I've sent requests to Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Jay Johnson, Calvin Johnson, and Jon Favreau. Other than that, I'm pretty open to suggestions. Well, "suggestions" that contain the contact information of the person suggested.

Q: You are always encouraging people to submit articles for the newsletter. Why?
A: I like to encourage diversity within the newsletter, and showcase more than one style of writing. Also, I'd like it to provide a forum for you, the reader, to put in your own "two cents". Mainly, though, it's because I am often a suck-y writer and I need help filling the space. I mean, "suck-y" isn't even a word, for chrissakes!

Q: So you'll publish anything I submit?
A: No. Almost anything, but not just anything. I try to balance juvenile humor without crossing over to offensive tripe. I TRY.

Q: How many people read the newsletter?
A: I am the only one.
Q: So these FAQs are just for your benefit?
A: Yes. I sometimes get confused.

Q: Okay! Thanks!
A: Sure thing.