Hey!  It's another fucking brilliant issue of the kittenpants news!  Since the last issue, I've driven 3000 miles to Texas and back, and Magic Bobby (my car) has celebrated his 10,000th mile birthday.

The trip home was insane, but still fun. We were so happy to reach the South. Strange--never thought I'd say that. But our first WAFFLE HOUSE breakfast made me so glad to be "home" again. What our waitress lacked in teeth, she more than made up for in hospitality, and that's rare in NYC.

Anyway, we made it home okay. Nothing to test your strength as roommates/friends like 3000 miles in an economy car. But just for kicks, on the way home the radio broke. Thanks!  After an hour of playing 20 Questions, we made an emergency stop at Kmart for a portable stereo, and then didn't say another word for hours. Ahhh...

So, now I've pieced together this little masterpiece for you, with some help from the staff. This issue was named by Lisa B Johnson of Denton, Texas. I haven't decided what her prize will be, but I know it's a'gonna be a'good one.

Next issue is the ALL-DEGRASSI issue. We still need articles, letters, a title, a logo - you should stop being such a pussy and contribute something already. send in your submissions, and write me with any feedback.

Kiss my grits,
kittenpants