Hey kittenpants-ers!

So much going on these days down here at KP HQ! First off, let me extend a welcome to all the new members - we've been flooded with letters ever since our friends at bobanddavid.com gave us a link. Thanks to David Cross and Jeffrey W. (who I like to call "Webmaster J") for making all my dreams come true.

We've also made some new friends at haypenny.com - a fabulous site that you should definitely check out. I want you to like them--love them, even!  As long as you love me more.

Keep in mind that the newest issue of READ Magazine will hit shelves by the end of the month (I think) and besides the fact that it includes a special kittenpants section, it's also packed full of other delicious and wonderful articles cultivated by it's editor extraordinairre, Adam Liebling. Get one!

Okay. So what else... Oh! I went to burtreynolds.com - I highly recommend reading his "Burtography". I even took "Burt's survey"

1. What is your favorite movie of mine?
   THE MAN WHO LIKED CAT DANCING

2. What is it about this movie that you liked?
   IT'S AWESOMENESS.

3. What is it about the character I play in this film that you liked?
   THE FACT THAT YOU LIKED CAT DANCING.

That Burt Reynolds - what a kook. I think I'll start my own "website" and encourage others to stroke my ego...

So if anyone is still reading this, and I seriously doubt it, you're in for a fantastic issue of the KP News! Our first themed issue - all about the wonderful, awe-inspiring, Canadian teen drama, "Degrassi Jr. High" (and it's relatives. "Degrassi High" "Kids of Degrassi St.", etc.).

Rhonda Boaz wins the prize for naming this very special issue. The prize is still to be determined, since I haven't sent any fucking prizes since Issue XII. I'm a little behind.

Anyway, thanks to Rhonda for the name.  Submit your idea for next month's newsletter title. The prizes, when actually sent, are guaranteed to make your day, punk.

You ecstasy mother fuckers--you're unbelievable.
xoxo
kittenpants