kp: Do you like any of these bands:

• The Beach Boys
  DD+WL: They look so much older than they sound.

• Dokken
  mmm...the hair

• The Upper Crust
  Wigs are for women. Bald women.

• Corn Mo
  Well-hung

• The Langley Schools Music Project
  We don’t go with kidz.

• Up With People
  They screwed us out of our last paychecks.

• Supertramp
  A little product would go a long way.

• Superchunk
  Super-Hunks!

• Madonna
  Looks fab, but smells a little off.

• INXS
  We’re sending them three more nooses.

• Led Zepplin
  Great chests, great hair, great ROCK. Great package.

• UB40
  Ready for Sister Act 4.

• Run DMC
  Fresh. You have no idea.