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Chris Weber named this issue. He sent a list of suggestions, including

  • Suck a Ducka
  • Cough Syrup Serenade
  • Mein Cough
  • Doctor Pants and Nurse Kitten Get It On
  • Make Me Stop, I Dare You
  • Cranberry Surprise
  • Spring Time For Bulemia
  • Tragic Saxaphone Solo
  • The Nia Peeple's Elbow
  • No Rest For The Wicker
  • Satan Ate My Dog
  • Nice Guy Break-up Machine

Martin Iles almost won with his suggestion "Crying Blowjobs" but I had a hard time creating a logo for that. It did get quite a response from the KP readers, spawning letters like this:

Please call the next exciting issue "Crying Blowjobs Crying Blowjobs Crying Blowjobs Crying Blowjobs Crying Blowjobs" [etc...he went on like this forever].

Thank you,
Timmy Kobra

Anyway, thanks to Weber, and your prize is on the way...eventually.

Check out the issue and send me your feedback!  Then get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

xoxo,
kittenpants

Kittenpants: Nice Guy Breakup Machine
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INTERVIEW: Double Dong + Wyld Lixx
FEATURE: Who Dat?
FEATURE:  Deaf Randy's Go-Go Barbecue
FEATURE: The Time I Met Ted Danson
FEATURE: Poemwriters.com
COLUMN: Book It!
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Snack Monkey
MUSIC: news + reviews
QUIZ: Answers to the Art Rock Quiz
COMICS: Li'l Stinker
 
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