Shit Or Get Off the Pot
Succumbing to America's love for the "extreme" game show, we've developed this exciting new twist: contestants are forced to answer questions about science, history, and the arts, while simultaneously moving their bowels. Set atop a specially constructed electrified chrome and plexiglass toilet, the stress is magnified by the loaded revolver being held at their head by an autistic 11-year-old with Tourette's Syndrome, as well as the giant scorpions crawling on their exposed genitalia. Points are deducted for wrong answers and "false alarms". Hosted by Peter Graves.

This week: University of Wisconsin quarterback Flip Miller gets 500 bonus points for timing his explosive diarrhea to coincide with his answer "Cuban Missile Crisis".

Office Party 99!!
A sizzling 9-part miniseries centering around the planning, execution, and clean-up of the most bitchen office party in the last 50 years! Join the employees of Infotek Industries as they blow off some steam with hilarious and sometimes heartbreaking results.

This week: Jack from Accounting sets a new company record when he has sex with the entire Web Dev department, including the weird little Iranian guy who sis by the server room. Jack: Jeremy Piven. Susie from Sales: Elayne Boosler. Iranian Web-guy: Malcolm Jamal Warner.