When Pete Humes offered up 25 insults that you may use if you are so inclined, kittenpants had only one response: more. Without further ado, more insults.

Your feet smell so bad... your shoes would say, "Good Lord, Almighty!! Wash yo' feet, chile!" If shoes could talk. And if shoes were a Southern African American female stereotype in the 30s.

Your TV is so old, it has a dial. And it doesn't work. And if it did work, it would only get reruns of Happy Days, which is set in the 1950's! That's old!

Your cat is so dumb, he can't even spell "meow."

Your knowledge of Journey is so insignificant, you don't even know the lyrics to "Wheel in the Sky."

Your C.H.U.D.s are so stupid. They live ABOVE ground.

Your job is so boring, your resume should list "contemplating suicide" under "SKILLS."

Your coffee tastes so bad. Juan Valdez heard about it, and then shot himself in the face. And then his donkey also shot himself in the face.

Your taste in clothing is so outdated, you have to shop for a long time to even find stuff that you like. And when you do, it's totally out of style. And your mother probably should have aborted you in the first place.

Your pencils are not at all sharpened. You might as well use a pen.

Your boyfriend is so retarded. You probably have to cut up his food for him. And then chew it. And then spit it in his mouth. And then help him swallow it. And then wipe his ass when he poops it out. I must say, you are really dedicated to this relationship.

Your car is so lame. It doesn't even have power steering.

Your kids are so hairy. What are they, part wookiee? No seriously, are they? Because that would actually be cool.

Your grandma is so old. When she was a kid, there were dinosaurs and leprechauns running the earth.They formed a government based on liberty and justice for all creatures. Isn't that amazing - something so big and something so small, working together to make a better world for their children? And now they're extinct. And the only person who remembers them is your Grandma. THAT's how old she is.

Your breath is so bad. If breath was a flower, your breath would be the kind of flower a man buys for a woman he hates.

You are so completely non-photogenic. "Does your face hurt?" is a legitimate concern of film developers everywhere.

You are so nosey. I bought some bees' wax the other day, and you were all up in it.