Hey!

Welcome to the superfantastic anniversary special 20th issue of the kittenpants news. Once again, we present for your infotainment the hilarity within these web walls.

This issue was named by Betsey Brock, who had her car stolen one day later. If you stole a 1991 Acura Legend, please return to Prospect Heights, no questions asked. It's really the least you can do.

So much has happened since the last issue. I've been gathering up all these articles and I didn't have enough room for them all! So expect Issue 21 to be right around the corner.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Props to all the new contributors and subscribers this month. If you've been waiting to send me your awesome submission, get off your lazy hole and send it in.

Also, as suggested in the kittenpants interview, I think someone should write me a theme song. I think an awesome prze will be awarded to that person. Think about it.

Our last contest was a search for an ad slogan for an ad that was eventually not placed because the magazine was not printed. Confused? Me, too. Our winners were Chad S. and Mike S., who contributed the slogans seen here in this mock up of the ad-that-never-was. Don't despair, boys, prizes shall still be forthcoming, and if we ever get the ad placed, you'll see your names in print. Thanks to everyone who contributed on such short notice. You're swell.

Are you eyes drooling from all the hilarious content waiting for you in this issue? Stop reading this page and start clicking. You won't regret it.

Baby, I love your way.
xoxo,
kittenpants