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Valentine Gift Ideas
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The Parisian
Red wine, camembert cheese, thin crackers, a Louvre print, a jazz CD and an English/French dictionary.

The Italian
Gourmet pasta, marinara, garlic bread, olive oil, postcard of the Pope, one of the "Godfather" videos, pinky ring.

The Mountaineer
Backpack, rope, crampons, one-way ticket to the Alps, farewell wave.

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INTERVIEW: Todd Barry
"INTERVIEW": Kevin Sorbo
FEATURE: Chris Weber Stay Home!
FEATURE: Possible Follow-Up Songs For One-Hit Wonders
FEATURE: Haiku Time with Huddy
FEATURE: My Celebrity Sightings
FEATURE: The Blowjob, and Other Things I Did with Your Car
FEATURE: Fact Snacks
FEATURE: Things to Say on a First Date
FEATURE: Four Fruits
FEATURE: That's Entertainment?
FEATURE: Nominees for the Worst Idea I had All Year
FEATURE: Valentine Gift Ideas
FEATURE: Signs of Change
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
MUSIC: Trachtenburg Family
MUSIC: 5 CDs That I Only Bought To Look Cool
COMICS: Uncle Sloppy's "Abomination Mel"
 
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