An Actor's Death
Richard Harris dies
Who will play Dumbledore now?
Blow me fucking nerd

The Beltway Sniper
Look up in the sky
Is it a bird, a plane, no
A sniper, you're dead

The World Series
Anaheim World Champs
Thanks ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD
Man, movies are great

A DJ's Death
Damn Jam Master Jay
Shot down in a Blaze of Glory
Wait, that's Bon Jovi

World Relations
Damn North Korea
Why you gotta go all nuke?
Playa hatin' bitch

Entertainment
What the fuck is this?
"Dell Dude" Ben Curtis fired
Fucking injustice

Mermaid in Peril
Winona Ryder
You are so fucking crazy
Give me back my shoes

The Jayson Williams Murder Case
My name is Jayson
I used to play basketball
Now I kill people

A Threat
Watch out Halloween
Your days are numbered, you bitch
This is a warning

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Atheist Boy Scouts?
They just got rid of the gays.
What's next, black Boy Scouts?