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"INTERVIEW":
Kevin Sorbo
by Mr. Toast

 Hercules!

Kevin Sorbo: Mock
Mr. Toast: Yeah

KS: Ing
MT: Yeah

KS: Bird
MT: Yeah

KS: Yeah
MT: Yeah

KS: Mock-ing-bird!

After the interview ended, I flexed my muscles in an attempt to try and scare off the giant Hercules star, but Kevin just laughed and punched me so hard that my head actually exploded. So sad.

This interview is completely untrue.
Kittenpants
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