Darci: We could always watch PURPLE RAIN.

John: Or Fuschia Sleet.

Darci: Is that the sequel?

John: No, Fuschia Sleet the drag queen. Wait, no. I owe her money.

Darci: Who’s that drag quen that ate the dog shit? Divine?

John: Yeah, PINK FLAMINGOS. We could see that.

Darci: Yeah! I love Matt Dillon. What a card shark.

John: You know what movie we should see? DUNSTON CHECKS IN.

Darci: No.

John: DUNSTON JACKS OFF?

Darci: No.

John: DUNSTON BREAKS HIS ARM FISTING HALLE BERRY DURING HELL WEEK?

Darci: No. I want to see HONEY DID YOU SHRINK THE KIDS AGAIN? NO, WHY? BECAUSE THEY’RE MISSING, AND YOU SHRUNK THEM ONCE BEFORE. I AM NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT ANYMORE. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET IT GO? I KNOW, I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST MAKING SURE. I UNDERSTAND. SO WHERE DO YOU THINK THE KIDS ARE?

John: That got really bad reviews.

Darci: Fucking Roeper. I miss Siskel.

John: He really cared.

Darci: Let’s just stay home and watch "Inside the Actor’s Studio."

John: Who’s on?

Darci: Kadeem Hardison. His favorite curse word is "underpants".

John: Don’t ruin it! I haven’t seen it yet!

Darci: Sorry.

John: Oh! Look what comes on afterwards. It’s a classic.

Darci: What?

John: GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER: LYLE ALZADO’S GHOST.

Darci: The classics never go out of style.

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