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Hey kittenpantsers!

Last time, I said ONE week until the next issue, but you knew I meant TWO weeks, right? Right?

Things at KPHQ are insanely crazy--more than usual, now, as we prepare for our upcoming TWO-NIGHT ROCK EXTRAVAGANZA.

I've also put the kittenpants CD in motion again, thanks to the mastering efforts of Sam McCall and the artists who have contributed to it. Now it's just a matter of time (and money) until it arrives in your "jam box" and you become so overjoyed and overpowered by rock that you break your ears in defiance of all other music...

Seriously, it'll be rad.

Check out the hot-off-the-presses newest issue of READ Magazine, which features an eight-page special Kittenpants insert. It's just like kittenpants online, except you can hold it in your hands, and take it to the park, and it has MUCH MORE compatibility with Silly Putty.

I finally decided to give in to Chris Weber and have chosen to use his two most often-submitted issue title suggestions. I am hoping for a reprieve, but I have a sneaking suspiscion that Weber will only be satisfied when EVERY issue is named "Klaus from Germany" or "Billy from America."

You, like Weber, can win valuable prizes and my neverending esteem by emailing me your title suggestions.

You can do it, put your back into it.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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FEATURE: A Night at the Theater
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
MUSIC: Danny Lama Interview
COMICS: Uncle Sloppy's "Cooter" + "Buddy"
 
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