Hey kittenpantsers!

What a crazy month has passed since the last issue. I had a car "stolen" and returned, a trip to Texas, a birthday, two awesome parties, and some major reconstructive surgery!!

No, no, I didn't.

They printed my Pathetic Geek Story in THE ONION again. It's the third panel called "the Ugliest Girl".

Yes, it's true.

Since each issue of kittenpants is better than the last, this one is the BEST ISSUE EVER!!!! You're probably here because you searched one of these phrases, and for that I say "thanks" and "no thanks".

I've recently updated the favorites and letters pages. Check 'em out. We've also had some funny emails lately, including a response from Betsey Brock and Eric Fredericksen to this article by John Moe. SO inspired were they, that they submitted the following additional Possible Sequels to One-Hit Wonders:

• I Broke My Stride and I Can't Get Up
• Everybody Wang Chunged Last Night
• We're Gonna Take the Bus Back from Electric Avenue
• Major Tom (Retired)
• I'm Pretty Sure That Nobody Is Watching Me.

I named this issue myself, but you can email me your name idea for the next issue and win "valuable" prizes. For real! It'll probably be something from the new MERCH page, which has this bonus feature: you can buy stuff. It's the coolest. Support your local kitten...

While you're at it, submit your articles for next issue and you could become one of the staff. You know you want to.

Anyway, let's get down to it. It all starts here.

She lets her hair down. She likes to party down.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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