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INTERVIEW:
PINK STËËL
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Pink Steel are Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü

kp: Udo, I understand your crush on Brian from QUEER AS FOLK, but seriously, CC Deville?
UV: What will I say? I am love the bad boys!

kp: Hanson, same question with regard to Weird Al. Please explain?
HJ: Two Words: A & CCORDION. Despite the irony, nothing gets me hotter than a squeeze box.

kp: Describe your feelings on these other rock duos: Ween?
UV: Tasty, but not hard enough.
HJ: I pushed the lil daisy's and I made tem come up!

Barnes and Barnes?
UV: Poseurs!
HJ: I buy all my Jackie Collins Paper backs there! And ze coffe!

They Might Be Giants?
HJ: Believe me.. They ARE GIANTS, in ze Pants!
UV: The closest thing your country has to gay polka!

Sparks?
HJ: They never call back no matter how many times you kidnap their pets
UV: They give me angst--in my pants!

Tenacious D?
HJ: Brilliant. I keep having this dream where I am crushed between their beefy torsos and loving every minute of it. Then David Cross walks in with Zsa Zsa Gabor and we talk about shoes.

The Smothers Brothers?
HJ: Too old to screw....
UV: LOVE their cough drops.

Double Dong?
UV: Massive.
HJ: Brilliant performers and a hell of a bouncy front man. I love them, frankly, and would open up for them any times…in more ways than one would I open up for them I tell you, buddy boy!

Starsky and Hutch?
UV: A delicious denim sandwich.
HJ: Udo is the Starsky to my Hutch

kp: How pink is your steel?
UV: Bubblegum pink and just as sweet!
HJ: Oh you mean my cock! My steel is actually dark brown when turgid.

kp: I heard Klaus Meine likes the fist up his ass. Have you mastered his puppet?
HJ: We went antiquing for vintage fern spritzers. That is all I have to say on the matter.
UV: Let us just say that Klauschën's whistle solo on "Winds of Change" was NOT voluntary.

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