An excerpt from Corn Mo's Diaryland entries...

I wonder when chimps cry how the tears feel on their face with fur and all. Bigfoot cries a lot. I bet cavemen did, too, since they didn't have someone to tell them to suck it in.

"Let it turn!"

"Wolverines!"

"Drink it. It's the spirit of the deer."

I'd love to hear a cast commentary on Red Dawn. I was ready for that shit to happen when I was a kid. I thought a lot about where I could run and hide. I thought who would be in my group to take back America. I thought about how I should have tried harder for my Wilderness Survival merit badge. It's exciting to think about that stuff. It makes a good story. Two people from that movie have had some kind of nose job: Swayze and Grey. They should do another movie together. Not some Lifetime movie, though. Those movies are a waste of film.

I saw Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart the other day on my way to pick up my new shirts. Harrison Ford is awesome. If I were in a movie with him I'd want him to kick my ass, and say something to me as he shakes the hurt off his hand, "I hate Triple H" or something like that. I didn't say anything to him 'cause he was all into his girlfriend and I'm sure he doesn't need me to tell him how cool he is.

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