kp: If a production of "Oh God! Here We Go Again" was to start again, what living actors would you cast to replace the late John Denver and the late George Burns?
tl: I'd go with myself in the John Denver role, and a computer generated John Denver in the George Burns role.

kp: Are you still afraid of Stacy Keach?
tl: I'm happy to say that after 5 years, Stacey Keach and I are still homies.

kp: What 8 letters would you have tattooed on your fingers to spell words?
tl: I guess you've never noticed that I already have ILUV IHOP. Sometimes they put makeup over it, 'cause we don't have a placement deal with those pancake fuckers.

kp: People are saying that Joey may have his own spinoff of "Friends" next year. If asked to reprise your role as his "Hand Twin," will you?
tl: Yes, Of course I'd pair up with Matty L.B. for the Joey thing. If the price is right, and if I can make my own hours, and if I get some sort of special chair.

kp: Do you actually like Snickers? Have you ever let hunger happen to you?
tl: I do love Snickers... for Halloween I gave out Giant Size Snickers and Crunchers. If you live by me, I recommend stopping by next year.

kp: Tell us a story! What is the best/worst thing that happened during the filming of "Out Cold"?
tl: The best thing that happened during the filming of Out Cold is that I forged a friendship with Lee Majors that endured for almost 12 weeks. I'm not sure if he'd remember me now, but at the time we were pratically "an item."

kp: What is your CB handle?
tl: My handle used to be: Rum Tum Tugger, but I got a lot of complaints from non-musical theatre fans in the big rig world, so I've changed it to Fosse Hands.

kp: Who makes the best hot dog in Los Angeles?
tl: Without a doubt, the best hot dog in L.A. is a place called Tasty Dog. Which is on Lake Street. From Hollywood, take any major interstate EAST for three days. When you see signs for CHICAGO/MILWAUKEE -- take CHICAGO. Follow the CONGRESS EXPRESSWAY, and get off at HARLEM AVE. Then make a right on LAKE. Tell 'em I sent you. (Then tell them who I am). Then please bring me back two.

kp: Do you have any questions for kittenpants?
tl: Yes, I have one question for you. You're not the same Darci who I asked out in 6th grade who then blew me off completely, are you? If so, what happened?

kp: I am not. I am sorry that a "Darci" was such a bitch. Are you sure it wasn't a "Darcy" or, even worse, a "D'arcy"? French bastards..."

Thanks to Thomas Lennon for the interview. Check him out on Comedy Central's Reno 911, or in an untitled future Lennon/Garant project near you. And please bring him a Tasty Dog. Thank you.

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