Now that Sherry Palmer is back on the job, things might heat up for President Palmer. At a press conference regarding the death of his political supporter, Sherry's presence stirs doubt among the reporters. Especially after she tears off her skin to reveal a grotesque alien face.

The writers of 24, a mix of rejects from "Married with Children" and "Models, Inc.", have added a baby into the mix at CTU. Chase's baby. During Feb sweeps we discover that the baby is a plant from Nina (Nina's in Mexico. Nina is Spanish for "baby". Coincidence?). Anyway, what better place to stash a deadly virus than a poop-filled diaper? The baby will hack into the central unit, expose the location of every undercover operative, and escape to France before the virus-infected shit hits the fan.

Jack is just about to kill Nina, destroy the virus, and drive away in his Ford, when suddenly he is ambushed by Heroin. Luckily, a cougar, possessed by the sweet ghost of Terri, kicks Heroin in the balls and Jack narrowly escapes.

Salazar continues to shoot people in the back, only to have his underlings offer to take them to the hospital. Salazar continues to refuse them treatment. He is such a bastard! I mean, he shot them! The least he could do is take them to a doctor. What, does he want them to just die?

Palmer's plot lines grow so boring, that no one notices when he says, "Wayne: I am the President. I will not let you down. Now I stand here and look concerned while you say something about being my brother, but not in the "black" sense of the word. Blah blah blah, White House. Blah Blah Blah virus. Blah Blah Blah... Cut to the ALLSTATE commercial. Ad revenues are the only reason I am even on this season. I am a poet and did not know it."

At the end of hour 21, the folks at CTU unwind at a local bar where Nina, Chloe, and Mandy's band always plays. They are not very good, but easy on the eyes. Kim wistfully longs to join as a back-up singer, but Daddy's recommendations don't get you everything.

There is an extraordinary amount of this: bleep. blop. bleep. blop. bleep.

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