hey kittenpants-ers!

Despite the title of this issue (named by KP staffer, Steve Douglass), Kittenpants isn't going anywhere. Sure, I had my doubts. I mean, I spent November 3rd-5th in my pajamas. But at some point, between crushing oxy contin into my Cap'n Crunch and praying for a quick, painless death, I finally realized that giving up was wrong. I splashed some cold water on my face and resolved to do better. If only my cat had been as resilient...

In my first move towards world domination, KITTENPANTS HAS GONE DOT COM! I finally got around to buying "kittenpants.com" from it's original owner, Laura, who graciously helped me make the transition. Don't believe me? Click here and see for yourself!

My second move is to launch a new ACTION! section of Kittenpants, which you can find at Kittenpants.com/Action from now on. We have a few projects in the works, so keep your eyes peeled...

My third move was to team with longtime listener Fancy and first time caller Schmancy to create the Triumvirate of Awesome: FANCYSCHMANCYPANTS.COM. We'll be cross-promoting the shit out of each another, using the space to make announcements and list specials. Maybe it was all the Drunksgiving wine talking, but it sounded like a good idea at the time.

My fourth move was to listen to records and sock-skate around the living room.

My final move was putting together this issue, which is guaranteed to make you laugh. Or giggle. Or at least make a "psssht!" noise.

It's your move now...
xoxo,
kittenpants

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