Apparently "the news" is on hiatus, recycling some of it's older material: "Experts say they have discovered a way that drinking alcohol impairs driving ability." Well shut my mouth!

Speaking of obvious, here's the THE KITTENPANTS LIST OF 118+ OF THE BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME which does not include the ones I forgot, and isn't necessarily in order.

Oh, and speaking of movies, why/how did MEET THE FOCKERS suddenly become the world's greatest movie? A cat flushes a dog down the toilet and I'm supposed to pay $10 for this?

"I took a dump in an empty room over the weekend and charged people $11 to come look at it. I made $32 million."

I heard Ben Stiller is producing the sequel.

Which brings me to my final topic: dudes who like to ruin shit. Goddammit, George Lucas, stop fucking with the Star Wars movies. I suspect that like other people who live on ranches (Michael Jackson, G.W. Bush), you are surrounded by 'Yes men' who don't give you any real input. Let me take care of that: YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!

Apparently in the new DVD release of Return of the Jedi, Hayden Christopher's face has been digitally superimposed over the dying Anakin Skywalker. What's next? Yoda farts?

There are fan fiction writers with home computers making better Star Wars movies than you. Meanwhile, you fuck around with the original ones making them worse. Why don't you jerk off onto my junior high yearbook while you're at it?

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