I just realized I spent a good portion of yesterday's Daily Scoop bitching about Star Wars like a nerdy little bitch. Sorry.

"I heard in Episode 3 there's a subplot about how one viewer just won't let the Greedo thing go."

SOME NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

kp: I'm gonna "kick it" every chance I get.

mt: I resolve to quit The Smoking Popes

kp: I'm going to stop making promises to myself. I swear.

fp: I resolve to become a better human being, either with the healing light of Jesus Christ, or anabolic steroids.

kp: I will stop putting Baby in a corner.

mt: I resolve to eat fewer staples.

kp: WOLVERINES!!!!

mt: I resolve to exorcise more.

fp: I will care more about the plight of gorgeous supermodels.

kp: No more wire hangers.

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By Kittenpants, Matt, and Franky.

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