Cold Frontin'
All last week I was down for the count due to a cold/flu type illness, and I missed two days of Daily Scoop. Oops. I also missed work, parties, shows, drinking, smoking, and pretty much everything that happened outside my apartment.

What I DIDN'T miss was: Montel, Texas Justice, up-to-the-minute updates about Brad and Jen, and other really really important stuff.

What you shouldn't miss: WRINKLE-FREE HORSE PANTS.

Also, check out the Top Ten Biggest Steamiest Smelliest Piles of Bullshit of 2004, courtesy of The Bullshit Detective.

10. Scott Peterson Sentenced to Death
"...Congress even passed "Laci and Connor's Law" which made killing a pregnant woman an actual crime, instead of just lousy manners."

07. Janet Jackson's Wardrobe Malfunction
"...also know as: "Black Tit Destroys Planet"

05. Was Bush AWOL? / Swift Boat Veterans for "Truth"
"...Lucky for [Bush], CBS did a shit job of investigating the matter, using documents that were about as real as Lindsay Lohan's tan..."

02. Torture at Abu Ghraib Prison
"...And while folks like me are being blamed for "giving ammunition to our enemies" the troops themselves gave actual fucking ammunition to our enemies..."

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