Dreamiest man alive
Monkey Methods claims to have dug up this Bill Gates Photospread from a 1983 issue of Teen Beat. Apparently Microsoft wants to have a monopoly on boners.

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Courtney gets custody
For those of you who like trainwrecks, climb aboard the Love train. After losing custody of her preteen daughter (due to OD'ing on painkillers in front of her) in 2003, Courtney Love has now regained full custody.

"'Life is about choices, and I've chosen to move forward with my life in a healthy and positive way,' she said."

"She then added, 'Later this week I'm choosing to blow a biker gang and eat handfuls of horse tranqs, in a healthy and positive way."

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For busy bullies on the go...
Now Bono (and others) have made it easier to spot your victims, by providing blue bracelets to nerds.

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Bully bracelet link courtesy of Lindsay

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