Kwazy Kwistians Take on Talking Sponge.
First there was Bert. Then Tinky Winky. Now James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, is outing Spongebob Squarepants for participating in a video designed to "encourage tolerance and diversity," claiming the video promotes homosexuality to children.

Dobson responded, "You said 'taint!'" and walked away giggling.

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Where is Ice T when you need him?
Okay. A (white) Los Angeles police officer beats a black youth--slams him against a car as he is arresting him--and someone catches the whole thing on tape. Officer White gets fired, but no charges stick. His white partner files a report that neglects to mention Officer White's brutal mistreatment of Suspect X. His partner is disciplined for filing a false report, but again, no charges stick.

Think you've heard this one before? Think again. The white officers filed a reverse-discrimination suit, claiming they were disciplined more harshly than another (black) officer who also participated in the arrest.

They were awarded over 2 million dollars.

"I bet the guy who won Who Wants to be a Millionaire is all pissed off that he bothered to memorize the encyclopedia. All he had to do was beat up a black guy on camera."

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Pervertorium Pedofilium!
This is exactly the kind of nut job one would expect to be waiting for "Hermione" (aka actress Emma Watson) to turn 18.

"That website is fake--those pictures are from The Onion." "It's also fake when I jack off to pictures of her."

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What porn starlet are you?
Apparently I'm Asia Carrera. I don't know how my parents are going to take it - finding out I'm Asian.

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The most fun video ever.
Le Tigre: Deceptacon.

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Nature, Nurture, or Fermented Hops?
Scientists prove the Six-Beer Theory. This website is not that funny, but good for those who like seeing "straight guys" wrestling in their underpants (Lauren).

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Kittenpants.

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