Slater Attacked!
Friday, when leaving a London theater, Christian Slater narrowly escaped a knife attack. His bodyguard stepped in and saved him from his attacker, answering the question, "Why does Christian Slater need a bodyguard?"

"First Johnny Carson dies, now Christian Slater doesn't? The world is cruel!"

My guess? Someone came to reclaim his baboon heart.

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Short Circuit is coming true!
The US military will be deploying machine-gun-toting robots to fight Iraqi insurgents.

"Officials say the robot warrior is fast, accurate and will track and attack the enemy with relatively little risk to the lives of US soldiers."

"All it needs now are lasers and an inability to understand pop culture."

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HOW DID WE MISS THIS?
Yesterday was National Pie Day and somehow we missed it. Anxious not to miss any more important holidays, we've made this reminder list.

Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day (Jan 31)

No Pants Day (May 6)

International Talk Like A Pirate Day (Sept 19)

Take It in the Ear Day (Dec 8)

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