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I may be five thousand years late on this one, but check out what happens to Google after applying some Snoop flava: GIZOOGLE.

"Tha Kittenpants News: INTERVIEW: Todd Barry by kittenpants. Todd Barry is funny now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe..."

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This week in shitty movies

"I give up."
Leonard Maltin

Anyway, if you like long boring pointless movies that seem to go on forever, then this is the film for you. I also saw Assault on Precinct 13 this week, which is embarrassingly more entertaining. It has the good fortune of being so bad that it's at least funny (at its own expense).

The worst/best/worst part is the closing credits theme, "Generique Assault" by KRS-One. With lyrics like "Wow, what an ending! What a conclusion!/They thought they was winning but they really was losin'!" how can this not be the number one song ever?

See for yourself.

What kind of street cred can you have when you rap about Ethan Hawke?

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For those who miss celebrating birthdays in prison
You can still enjoy a rat-scavenged cake.

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Oh, Joe
Joe Klein dissects the State of the Union on The Daily Show. Here's just the audio if you want a faster download, although I don't know how much faster it'll be...

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Oh, yeah
Also there was apparently some sort of football competition going on last night. Thanks to all the drunken Patriots fans screaming outside my window last night for reminding me what I don't like about watching sports.

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