As soon as I teach my dog how to TiVo...
...I'm a'gonna buy him this DOG CELL PHONE. Buster! Record my stories, Buster! Good dog...

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Business Deal Entertainment
One bad ass record label, and a ton of MP3s = a free preview of ultra-talented/appropriately-named bands like Fishboy, Cavedweller, The Old Timerz, Charles Potts' Magic Windmill Band, and Count Dracula's Weed Smuggling Jam Engine.

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That's the fact, Jack!
Someone was watching STRIPES and got some real good ideas.

"[One of the soldiers] took off her uniform and joined the other female soldiers that were wrestling," the report says. But "once soldiers started asking for the females to expose themselves [she and two of the other wrestlers] put their uniforms back on and left the area."

Good for her. She obviously has been reading that part in the Bible where God said, "Thou shalt not expose thyself to drunken soldiers. But feel free to mudwrestle thy neighbor's wife in thy undergarments."

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Gosh I hope they start with Jon Benet
Scientists have been given the greenlight to clone babies.

"What took them so long? George Foreman's been doing it for years."

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Dog cell phone link via Matt Tobey

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