Shit Hits Fan (aka I Fucking Told You!)
This should make for an interesting movie of the week: The "Jeff Gannon" Story

"A potential male prostitute gets White House credentials using a fake name, provides McClellan a welcome ideological lifeline during press conferences, and somehow gets access to classified CIA documents that outs an undercover CIA operative."

"It is disappointing to me that it took a gay sex scandal to bring this "Hot Military Stud" to his knees (metaphorically speaking). This was a fake reporter, working for a fake paper, using a fake name, asking fake questions to the President of the United States. How the hell did he get through Secret Service screenings with his false identity? Why have other member of the Latte-Drinking Secular Jew Liberal Media been so slow to recognize a phony in their midst? Why is this guy being erased from history like Marty McFly? Why is it worse to set up a website providing steamy Man4Man escorts, than to set up a website that whores for George Bush's backward agenda?"

All good questions. More Gannon commentary from The Bullshit Detective.

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I said, I WANT TO WATCH IRON GIANT!
A four year old takes matters into his own hands.

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Is somebody reading my mind?
"Tony Thomopoulos and George Hamilton are resurrecting the vampire comedy Love at First Bite and have brought David Steinberg on board to write the sequel-cum-update, Love at Second Bite."

"Second Bite takes place 25 years later, centering on Dracula's Americanized son, who has rejected his family's heritage and is getting married to a human. Trouble ensues when he learns that his vampire relatives are coming to America for the wedding."

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Tune in 2nite
My roommate Andrew might be on The Apprentice tonight. He was part of the F/X crew that helped the stupid teams make their stupid commercials. Isn't possibly glimpsing someone you don't know enough reason to watch bad reality TV for an hour? I thought so.

In a related story, watch KP friends Baboon on an old episode of Walker, Texas Ranger right here. The episode's villain is played by Lenny Von Dohlen, star of dreams both Electric and mine.

And finally, millionth in a long line of FOX's stupid decisions is this news about production of Emmy-winning Arrested Development being shut down. Last night, David Cross appeared on Jimmy Kimmell Live with this to say:

"I hope Fox puts in its place, like, you know, America's Cutest Retards. What's left for them to do? We got midgets trying to pull an elephant. What's left? We've got orphans trying to figure out who their dads are... come on. Let's go with retards. OK? Let's do it!"

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