Slater's BFF
What's the best film festival ever? Apparently The Independent Film Festival of Boston, which has just accepted the first Kittenpants-produced short film to see the light of festival day: THE ADVENTURES OF SLATER'S FRIEND. Those of you in Boston, get ready for 16 minutes of world premiere-y goodness.

Congrats to directors Josh and Ben Safdie, and to the entire Red Bucket Films crew.

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The Truth About Yeti?
According to Russian biologists, the hairy phenomenon known as the Yeti may be just another in mankind's long list of redneck cousins.

"Several months ago, respectable Russian biologists made a hypothesis as concerning the present-day origin of yeti. Audacious researchers state that the unknown primate is a wild retard or his retarded descendants."

"When asked for a comment, the Yeti said, 'I know you are, but what am I?'"

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Hot Sauce Burns Hole In Tanker
Bam! Take that, ketchup. Lousiana Hot Sauce is apparently so hot, not even a steel tanker can contain it.

"Firemen say they not only succeeded in hosing off the road, they also ended up inhaling enough of the hot sauce to clear out their sinuses."

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I said no mayo! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR???!!!
As another delicious hour of the drama 24 bleeps and bloops its way into television history, America salivates as Kiefer Sutherland eats a sandwich.

Of course, I should have known Matt Tobey thought of it first.

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