Drunk tales
Never one to turn down an assignment in retelling historical humiliations, I'm trading alcoholic war stories with the other women of The Black Table's Waxing Off army.

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A simple request
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD; IF THERE IS ANY FUCKING JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD YOU'LL STOP MAKING AND AIRING THOSE IDIOTIC EAR-BLUDGEONING SINGING ASSHOLE 1-800-OK-CABLE COMMERCIALS. IT IS THE MOST HORRENDOUS LOW-RENT IDEA GONE WRONG AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. IF YOU THINK THIS IS CLEVER YOU SHOULD BE STERILIZED AND DRAGGED THROUGH TOWN, BARE ASSED AND WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE. PLEASE DIE. I'M BEGGING YOU. KILL YOURSELF. STOP THE HURTING.

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