Jingle Bells, Jesus Smells
A South Dakota couple began making a candle that smells like teen Jesus.

"His Essence is a new South Dakota company inspired by Psalm 45:8 - "All your robes are fragrant with myrrh and aloes and cassia" ... We carefully combine these fragrances and the result is a scent, which serves as a reminder of His Presence."

"I made a similar product once, but it was difficult to market a candle that smelled like rotting corpse meat."

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Where's Johnny Paycheck when you need him?
You think your job sucks? Take a look at this website which documents the worst jobs throughout history. Now maybe your carpal tunnel syndrome ain't so bad...

"Fullers must have gotten so much pussy."

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The master truck?
"These aren't just beefed up pickup trucks. They're performance and beauty taken to the extreme. Of course, it helps to have strong bloodlines."

WTF?! If one of you Aryan sons-of-Bitches hits my car while driving one of these, you better fucking kill me. Otherwise, I am gonna knock your block off.

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Too bad, so sad, you're dead
Talk about unsympathethic; this state trooper had little to say to a 911-caller who was reporting his friend's (ultimately fatal) motorcycle crash. His response to the caller? "Yeah... too bad."

"Sounds like someone's got a case of 'the Mondays'"

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"His Essence" link submitted by miss k, "Master truck" by franky.

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