The Forbidden Dance
I don't know if this is true, but god I sure fucking hope so. It means everything we learned in 80s movies is true!!

"The celebrity dance-off seems to be an increasingly popular way to settle scores. About six months after their March 2002 breakup, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears reportedly faced each other down on the dance floor of an L.A. club. Though the onetime squeezes denied the incident... 'Do I look like a guy who would have a dance-off?' Timberlake asked at the time."

"More so than James Gandolfini..."

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Diatribe of a Mad, Black Woman
Did ya'll catch Tyra Banks losing her motherf*cking mind last night on America's Next Top Model?! I guess Tyra is short for "Tirade."

While anger management might be something to look into, it looks like Ms. B. is doing okay, financially. She has decided it's time to hang up her boobs.

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You Go, Goth!
Times sure haven't changed since I was in high school. Goth kids can't catch a break.

"James Herndon, 16, said the five-day suspension imposed Monday by administrators at San Bernardino's Pacific High School was unfair because females are allowed to wear cosmetics on campus."

I once got a severe "talking to" for wearing peace-symbol earrings. And not because they were a fashion mistake, either. My school counselor wanted to know what possessed me to wear those "upside-down broken crosses." Then she morphed into some sort of lizard-monster and started screaching and shooting flames out of her nostrils.

That last part could have just been the angel dust.

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