Much like Winona Ryder...
...everyone gets a turn.

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Toby Keith manhunt
At first when I read this I thought, "YES!" But then I kept reading and realized, "Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

I guess this is what they're spending my buck o'five on.

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Yeller Chunks
Several things bother me about the new Disney's Old Yeller Chunk Style Dog Food, starting with the idea that it's made out of chunks of the beloved stray dog. That's what I think of when I hear its name, anyway.

"[Christopher King, category director, Disney Consumer Products FMCG]: 'Disney's Old Yeller dog food is for those dogs that are part of the family.'"

Soon to follow, Disney's Bambi Style Hunting Vest, Beauty and the Beast pepper spray, and Uncle Remus's Satisfactual Sickle Cell Vaccine.

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Chinese Cock
Hong Kong scientists have finally disproved the Asian man/small penis stereotype, by comparing dicks of all ethnicities, a la the boys' locker room at your typical junior high school. After years of slanderous "rice dick" jokes, someone finally took action. I guess he got tired of standing around with his dick in his hands.

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Kittenpants

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