For music lovers
Cherish the brilliance of An Assload of Hoohah That Will Be Sure To Get You Removed From Any Record Label Mailing List, from Chunklet's Brian Teasley.

Q: Why does Ryan Adams cry during sex?
A: Because he usually gets sprayed with mace.

Q: What’s the difference between Helen Keller and Howe Gelb from Giant Sand?
A: At least Helen Keller couldn’t hear her own bullshit.

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Speaking of Bullshit...
An update in the why-the-fuck-isn't-this-front-page-news Gannon/Guckert story: "Guckert made more than two dozen excursions to the White House when there were no scheduled briefings. On many of these days, the Press Office held press gaggles aboard Air Force One—which raises questions about what Guckert was doing at the White House. On other days, the president held photo opportunities. On at least fourteen occasions, Secret Service records show either the entry or exit time missing. Generally, the existing entry or exit times correlate with press conferences; on most of these days, the records show that Guckert checked in but was never processed out."

This is a juicy story. Former male escort becomes White House press stooge, and roams the grounds freely with no consequence? Why isn't this being Dateline'd or Primetime Live'd or 48-Hour'd? Seems like much more compelling news than Whose Pope Is It Anyway?