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THE DAILY SCOOP
Tuesday, May 3, 2005

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Security School
How to tell what you should or should not let pass through the gates.

WEAPON
guns
knives
box cutters
guns, knives, box cutters
fake reporters

NOT A WEAPON
a burrito
a microphone
breast milk
a vibrator
BLUR albums
a model plane
a scooter

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America Loves Finger Foods
It's true, last month's chili incident at a California Wendy's turned out to be a false claim. But don't go blindly chewing UFOs in your frozen yogurt just yet. A North Carolina man is still reeling from the shock of tasting a custard shop employee's severed digit.

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