I love it when a plan comes together
If someone could spare a valium or two, to help take the edge off, I might be able to get over my fear of dolls long enough to visit Orchard Street Art Gallery's MR. T AND ME exhibit of vintage Mr. T dolls.

Featuring the most amazing collection of over 150 vintage Mr. T Dolls, all handmade from the original 1984 pattern, all lovingly collected and brought to you by Greg Rivera. The dolls were handmade by mothers, aunts, and other family artisans for their children in the style of Cabbage Patch Kids. Miss Martha Originals, through a license with Big T Enterprises, (Mr. T’s licensing company) created a pattern book, complete with full glossy color pictures, to create your own “soft sculpture” Mr.T doll. This is the most important collection of Mr. T. handmade dolls in existence.

Thanks to G. Wo, who's guest blogging at City of Floating Blogs for the head's up.

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Reality Bites Back
Giving new meaning to pizza face: Super Duper Size Me

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America's Sluttiest Home Video
The new Britney Spears reality show premiered last night. Any lingering doubt that Britney is the living embodiment of the Beverly Hillbillies was put to rest after the first five minutes. If a mullet could come to life and hump your leg, it would be Britney.

The bulk of the show was long, unfocused minutes of Britney figuring out how to use a camera. If you were wondering what Brit's entourage has to say on matters both "serious" ("Hey, what do ya'll think about marriage and commitment?") and deranged ("What's ya'lls favorite sex position? Come on!!"), this is the show to watch. (Bonus! A softly-lit overly-made-up Brit, gussied up in her finest, lowest-cut ghetto prom dress gives commentary in between segments!)

The end result? More proof that Britney Spears is an overpaid, fake-titted, backwoods whore; a publicity whore, an attention whore, and a fly-a-guy-you-just-met- to-London-so-you-can-fuck-him-in-your-hotel-room- and-then-tell-anyone-who'll-listen whore.

What? Don't take my word for it.

Britney to her makeup artist: "I've had sex three times today!"

Britney to her assistant (re:sex): "I'm quick. I'm wham, bam, thank-you ma'am."

Britney to Kevin: "Let's don't go, let's just [fuck] all day."

Et cetera...

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