Dear Al Gore: Thank you for the internet.
I could tell you some things. A great many things. For instance, I could tell you that after spending a month in jail, Bobby Brown made a pit stop at a hotel gift shop to rub Preparation H under his eyes. I could tell you that moments later, Whitney Houston breezed in, singing to herself. I could tell you that Bobby joined her in song and dance, the two of them "getting jiggy" to an audience of one freaked out cashier.

I could tell you. Or you could watch.

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Stop saying "TomKat" and "Brangelina" - please.
Start saying "Benitals".
Tom Cruise on Leno: Oops! I did it again. Meanwhile, Katie Holmes gave Letterman the same scripted material: "Blah blah blah, scuba diving, blah blah amazing, blah blah marriage...?" Then she started talking to his ashtray.

P.S. - the latest gift to fake star-bloggery? It's Dr. T.C. and the [vitamin-deficient] Women.
"It’s true that I don’t have a diploma from an American High School—but what the Medical community doesn't want you to know is that the most highly-respected Medical minds in Europe or other countries don’t have US High School diplomas either."

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Mattman Returns
Back from a long absence, Matt Tobey and the City of Floating Blogs returns with some priceless headlines.

"East-Coasters Run for Cover as Hurricane Angelina Violently Fucks Hurricane Brad"

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No chance of O.W. in The Golden Child II
Owen Wilson has dismissed spiritual leader the DALAI LAMA as a "corny" purveyor of "goofball ideals".

Wilson then returned to his trailer on the set of Shanghai Nizzle

"What did he think the Dalai Lama would do? Ride in on a motorcycle shouting "Party naked!"?"

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Neal Horsley: hates gays, fucks goats
Scroll down to the "Jackass had sex" headline and see for yourself.

"Welcome to domestic life on the farm. You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that. . . . If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it."

"Yeah! It's Adam and sheep, not Adam and Steve."

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More "odds" than ends...
In case this eBay item has closed by the time you get this, you can click here to see a picture of the Incredible Christ. And what's better than celebrities playing ping pong? I'm not sure, exactly. Look--it's Rerun!

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Thanks to Corbett for the Christ link, Matt for the headlines, and Jenny for the Ping Ponging celebs.

Feel free to submit your own links/comments.