"Curl Up and Dye" -- name of beauty parlor in Hemphill, Texas
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A fringed-jacket-wearing citizen just told me: "If it happens again, I'm coming at him with a windmill effect."
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Remember the first time I played that solo? In the gazebo in San Diego? That's right: banjo.
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Sans pants, it's best to leave the lower section of your Dutch door open for maximum exposure.
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An eleven-year-old racist just told me when he camps outside he sleeps on his trampoline to avoid mountain lions.
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"First wish: x-ray vision. Second wish: to be cured of my amnesia. Third wish: x-ray vision." David Shrigley
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Do you remember Ricky Schroeder being attacked by a nest of rattlesnakes in a river? Do you remember how he kept his beer level, up, and out of the water during the attack?
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Name of our first child - "Pre-Nup"
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Walking through a hippie Colorado town with long, slender cactus (Euphopbia Mammillaris). A mom and her two daughters point and laugh because it looks like I'm toting a penis. The end.

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Fuck me, it's Tuesday
Four things that should make today a better day.

• wet Cruise erotica
• pronouncing it "Raisin's Bran"
• Uncle Sloppy's version of Your Love (with Paul Slavens)
• a six-legged puppy with two penises.

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Thanks to Martin for the "RB."

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