Here is a pop quiz for all reporters.

Q:What is the worst thing about George W. Bush?

a. He might have maybe (possibly) snorted some coke 25 years ago.

b. He missed a few National Guard drills 32 years ago.

c. He bumped into some guy 46 years ago and didn't say, "Excuse me."

d. He was the least considerate sperm in his Dad's left testicle 58 years ago.

e. None of the above.

If you didn't choose e, then Whoo! Whoooo! Here comes the Clue Express. Last stop: You.

For those of you who haven't been paying attention, George Bush has actually been the real life President of the United States for four years. In that time he's managed to fuck up things we didn't even know it was possible to fuck up. He is a pioneer in the field of fucking things up. If the Louisiana Purchase was a metaphorical map of every type of fuck-up ever possible, then George W. Bush would be Lewis and Clark. The Economy? Check! Science? Check! National Security? Check! Iraq? Check! Environment? Check! Education? Ditto!

I hate to burst your bubble, Media, but the Vietnam War is over. We are not going to magically win it by kissing John Kerry's ass. If George Bush had gone there and John Kerry had stayed home, guess what would have been different. If you guessed "not a fucking thing," you win the Franky Pelvis International Obvious Statement Award.

It's time to fire George Bush for being a bad president.

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by franky pelvis

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