Nicolas Cage's List of Possible Baby Names

BOYS:
Kal-El Coppola Cage
Aquaman Coppola Cage
Francis Ford "The Hulk" Cage
Jor-El Krytponite Cage
H.I. Arizona Cage
Asswipe Johnson*

GIRLS:
Lois Lane Spielberg Cage
Farrah Fawcett Majors Cage
Rumer Scout Tallulah Cage
Susan Storm Coppola Cage
Jessica Alba

TWINS:
Joker and Riddler Coppola Cage
Bo and Luke Duke Cage
Sid and Marty Kroft Cage
Charlie and Donald Kaufman Cage

TRIPLETS:
Fleegle, Bingo, and Drooper Cage
Snap, Crackle, and Pop Cage
Papa Smurf Coppola Cage, Smurfette Talia Shire Cage, and Gargamel Schwartzman Cage
Ursa, Non, and General Zod Coppola Cage

QUADRUPLETS:
The Fantastic Four Coppola Cage
Sailor Ripley, Amos Odell, Captain Corelli, and Johnny Blaze Cage

*It's prounounced "Az-WEE-pay"

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