MY XMAS WISH LIST, UNFULFILLED

While I appreciate all the lovely gifts I received last year, may I also point out that several items on my wish list were overlooked? Please pay close attention during these next few shopping months.

1. Tangerine Dream, Greatest Hits Vol VII

2. Jeff Foxworthy’s You Might Be A Redneck For Dummies.

3. Christopher Reeve's ghost.

4. The two front teeth of my sworn enemy: Valerie Harper

5. Tangeloes: A Tangerine Dream Tribute Album

6. The role of “Young Conrad Bain” in “Diff’rent Strokes: the E! True Hollywood Story”

7. Unstoppable sex appeal

8. K-Tel Records Presents: 1001 Human Beatbox Answering Machine Messages

9. Yes caller, you’re on the line. Go ahead.

9.5 Alfonso Ribeiro

10. A million wishes

Kittenpants

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