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Thursday October 20, 2005

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Your Questions Answered
I've updated the Letters Forum.

Dear kittenpants:
Why aren't they making cars that if you hit someone, you'll hurt them less than before? I have a problem hitting pedestrians and I'm thinking this is the type of car for me!

Cindy

Dear Cindy:
That's a wonderful idea. They should also make cars that are fueled by "Road Rage" so we can conserve gas. And we should force people who own Hummers to melt them down and build solar paneling out of the raw metal.

Look both ways before you cross.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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Dear kittenpants:
what diet does Nicole Richie use? I mean, she got so skinny so fast!

who knows?

Dear who knows:
Hepatitis C.

Stay safe!
xoxo,
kittenpants

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