I feel like there was something important I was going to do today. What am I forgetting...?

Today we find out if Frodo made it to the mountain; if dismantling the Death star is as easy as shooting whomp rats back home; if Willow can keep the baby safe; if Bandit can get the beer to Big Enos on time.

Tomorrow we find out if my hangover is due to celebration or mourning; if my voice is lost because I spent the night sounding my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world, or because I spent the night huffing spray paint in an alley.

Next month we find out if Christmas at my house is extra uncomfortable because my Dad is gloating, or because I am.

Whatever happens, I won't have to hear Al Franken screaming about the Ohio Dems anymore...

I heart you, Al.

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