There are those who think that Rapture was an awesome Blondie single. And there are others who think of it differently. To them, I wrote this:

Hey Christians: Have Fun in Heaven, and Don't Let This Mortal Coil Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out.

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Title stolen from the funniest, even in the darkest of times, Matt Tobey

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