Once when I was a kid, I tried to convince my Dad we had a ghost in the house and that we had to move. We investigated and apparently we had an open window and a loose door in the house. No ghost.

This kid tells his mom there's a ghost in the house and his parents sell it on eBay for $65,000.

"Have you seen this haunted stapler on my desk?"

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