It's officially the day before my vacation and I can hardly wait. If you're wondering what I want from Santa, I think GYWO has it down.

I'll settle for one of these.

I'd also like some chocolates free from "inspirational" propaganda. So no more Dove Promises, please. Candy should not tell me how to live my life, and giving me chocolates full of sappy "promises" is like sending me mass emails with poems about friendship, or the strength of women. You see, women, it's this sissy poetry shit that's working against you. Sorry. No more chocolate-soup-for-the-soul, okay?

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