Kittenpants slept here

Oh, apartment! I miss you so much! I lived in you for years. I smoked on your doorstep. I peed in your bathroom. I built a fort for Amy Sedaris in your living room. We had some really great times, you and me.

And now you're for sale and unless I come up with $950,000, I'll never see you again!

What would Special K, Turbo, and Ozone do? Is anyone willing to help me breakdance my way back to NYC?

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