Some sound advice
Last week, the Black Table published a funny piece instructing guys on how to get laid in 5 easy steps.

Today, they've published my answer-article, featuring how-to pointers from an actual lady, called:

UH, LOOK, DUDE, IT'S NOT ENTIRELY
IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET LAID

When you're finished with that, take some time to peruse the archives of the soon-to-be-defunct BT, which is honarably discharging itself this month after three golden years of dutiful service. Bon voyage, Mesa Negro. And danke.

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