Blockbuster Books of the Bible!
If Mel Gibson has taught us anything, its that not even Helen Hunt knows what women want. But he also taught us that the world needs more biblical heroes! With that in mind, Hollywood's scrambling to release the following sure-fire hits.

Deuteronomy, Where's My Car?
Numb and Numbers
Just One of the Haggais
Me, Myself and Isaiah
Meet the Hebrews
One Flew Over the Habakkuku's Nest
Jeremiah Bueller's Day Off
Daniel Darko
The Grapes of Ruth
There's Something About Obadiah
Hosea That Girl?
Silence of the Lamentations
The Man Who Shot Leviticus Valance
2nd Chronicles of Riddick
Weekend at Ecclesiastes
Full Metal Matthew
2001: A Space Timothy
Indiana Job and the Last Crusade
Three Romans and a Little Lady
The Three Faces of Ezra
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Exodus But Were Afraid To Ask
Zephaniah and Hutch

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